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Just not to be out done, here are a few he's not used (yet)....

 

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.


Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory in Cornwall. 3.1415927 reported dead


I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. "Morning." I said. "No" he replied, "just having a pee."


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She asked for ‘something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ So I bought her some scales.


Went around to a friend’s house today. His wife was sat there with their newborn baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it. . .
I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.

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Very good!

Brian

PS The wife has been missing a week now.  Police said to prepare for the worst.  So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Couple of years back me mate Philip lost his lip, now we just call him Phil.

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.

Tea is for mugs.....

Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I've ever seen.

Two peanuts were walking down the street....one was assalted.

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers?......yeah that small medium at large.

I sold my hoover the other day,.....all it was doing was collecting dust.








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Telling jokes ooooo here's mine I went to work today and actually worked for my pay while onshore what's that about.

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Is that a good or bad thing Keith?...

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It's bad I never get called into the workshop had me worried a bit but the ttr fresh engine and new louder exhaust made everything better.

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I just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in it lying abandoned on the pavement - I can't believe it's been thrown away. disbelief

 

Those bags are worth 5p now! hmm

 



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