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nono Where to Start with this horror story well last Tuesday all was fine getting home from work to find cottage pie for tea yummy yummy now my gut's had given the od twitch in the afternoon at work an that's not the norm. But finishing off tea saw me sat outside for a fag quite happy next thing I get the thinking I need a poo twitch followed a thousand Millie seconds later by the poo from hell I never made it out the chair.  nono had to hose myself off on the patio before a big clean up just in time for the 2nd poo . by the end of the night 8+ poo's an sick 2 times as well I was thinking this is not right well I'm in day 6 have just had some food the only food I have eaten in them 6 days I have lost a Stone in weight have had fever hot cold felt like crap for 6 days now it has also given me a chest infection as well.  gastric flu the Doc's calling it so if anyone offers you a gastric flu pill walk away fast

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Went through that last year Pug. Left me feeling groggy for weeks.

Best wear half a dozen sets of undercrackers to bed coz if you dream of letting one go it isn't gonna be just wind disbelief



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Nasty bug would be a rough week good that your on the mend 

the ttr will feel good with the weight reduction though biggrin



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Haha, sorry to laugh, but all I can think of is you on the patio in a puddle of sh*t with a hose pointing towards your crack! Question is, did you finish the ciggie off before you started the big hose down?!...confusewink

Hope you are better real soon mate smile



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LOL, thanks for that story, took my mind off the broken toe for a while biggrin



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Most of that weight loss will probably be in water... Make sure you drink plenty!

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That sounds bad Pug. I had some serious food poisoning about 10 years ago and i had 17 poos in one evening and it took 2 months to get right. Get plenty water down ya and it will prevent other probs. Get well soon.

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17!!!!.......confusenoblankstare



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It's been a shock to my system I'm that one poo a day type person 6-630 each day poo time I have been all over the world eaten an drunk crap in it's 4 corners just drink the local water have never had my rusty sheriffs badge taken for such a workout It was like it had a mind of it's own no. her indoors has had me sat on a patio chair on news paper in the front room up until today. an on my camp bed over night still my turn for payback now guess who's got it now biggrin  I can still barely face food I'm just eating a little boiled rice with sprinkle of chopped veg cant see that going back up to norm till the weekend

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It's been a shock to my system I'm that one poo a day type person 6-630 each day poo time I have been all over the world eaten an drunk crap in it's 4 corners just drink the local water have never had my rusty sheriffs badge taken for such a workout It was like it had a mind of it's own no. her indoors has had me sat on a patio chair on news paper in the front room up until today. an on my camp bed over night still my turn for payback now guess who's got it now biggrin  I can still barely face food I'm just eating a little boiled rice with sprinkle of chopped veg cant see that going back up to norm till the weekend

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Between 6 and 630 chuds per day? thats gotta hurt the tea towel holder!

 


 



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6:00 in the morning?!..

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Ahhh poo talk!..... blankstaresmile

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6:00 in the morning?!..


 or possibly he meant that ;)



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Good to hear youre on the mend Pug not a pleasant experience.

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Had that a few years ago, first time I'd crapped my pants since I was a toddler. 😮

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