Your master must LOVE you to look after you so well.
Martyn xxxx
I think he does, at least he says so when he isn't swearing at me.
But sometimes he prefers that big girl, Suzi, who lives next to me. He says she has longer legs and goes further than me, but really she's just a big lump that's scared of real mud.
And last winter he had a brief affair with a fancy Swedish-Italian, but she was too high maintenance for him, simple soul that he is.
But through it all, he still keeps running back to little old me.